just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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