I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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