I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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