Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
