I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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