Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
