dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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