I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize