mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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