Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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