have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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