question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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