So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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