that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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