im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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