i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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