Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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