First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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