READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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