Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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