Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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