we have pet lesbian snakes
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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