if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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