Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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