Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
cat food counts as protein by the way
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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