If that was your dad, he is hot
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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