chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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