Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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