my phone cant type all the emotion im having
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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