if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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