Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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