Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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