I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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