Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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