I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
