I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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