i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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