Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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