Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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