she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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