the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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