If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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