I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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