Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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