Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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