we're blogging at a bar
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
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does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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