repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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