I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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