I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Quick, to the slutcave!
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
you never un-have a 4some
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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