My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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