I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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