I can tuck mytits in my pants
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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