Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.