four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.