My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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