so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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